Mac & Aiden make Christmas cool again.

(So, already got word from Mac that he's stuck out for most of the day, and he's given me permission to include him on this post. Since I'm not feeling so bad anymore, I'll try to catch up for lost time. I'll try to be as...Mac-ish, as possible.)

(Also, know that the gifts were decided on by both of us. Enjoy, we did.)

"What do you get an eight year old?"

So, Aiden and Mac were getting everyone gifts. Some were easier than others. Joe had been completely MIA for a while, due to some sort of issues back home with their parents, Ted had that woman that looked like Mickie apparently, Cody more than like had bitches, Vivian was a woman who could be easily pleased, but Randy had...a kid. A kid they hadn't abducted yet, but needed to, in all honesty. Well, Aiden had anyway. And by abduct he meant babysit since he wasn't doing anything else with his life.

But with Mac having a "face turn," and being friendly again, they had paired back up. Them against everyone else that was under the age of 18 again, since those other teenagers tended to be super awkward or pricks. Sad, but true. And it was the holiday season, so why not try to build a least the foundation of a good rep, right?

"...Game boy. For sure. The classic retro?" Mac had suggested. And damn, that would be pretty badass, right? I mean...That was an entire decade of portable gaming before that child was even released to swim. It's a modern day tragedy! Someone get that child a fucking game boy color!

"Hell yeah!" And so they were off. Now normally, gamestop tended to be a ripoff, but with old "junk," as they had labeled it, it had only cost them like ten bucks. The games were at the least quarters, and maxed out at 15$, which was retarded since the SYSTEM itself cost 10$.

"This is that American shit." Aiden griped, laying down a flat 40$ to get the games, system, and a case to keep it all with. Pleased be advised, if he rejected the awesomesauce that was Pokemon gold version, Aiden would personally fight this kid himself.

With Travis out of the way, Mac stepped up, and at least wanted to pay up for something, and help out. They were going for laughs with the adults, so...Let's make this quick, shall we?

Cody's gift.

Randy's gift.

Ted's gift.

John's gift.

Joe's gift.

I mean, come on. Those were funny as hell. Cody was well....that was a mean joke, but someone had to get that one. That couldn't pass that one up, so Cody could always sabotage someone's bag with those. Randy admitted to...staining a perfectly good Saturn rug when he...had to handle his business, so they were simply replacing the rug they knew he never did. Was all Mac's idea, get mad at him? Oh, and Travis, never stand behind that man. Or get trapped sharing a bed with him. We might lose you. They were pretty sure Creative had this hanging over a picture of Ted any time they got an ideas for him, so they just bought him one. Hang it on a door somewhere. We are all aware of John's...extended waist, so these would just help him be comfortable. Mac said he basically inhaled food anyway, and they didn't eat in public in fear of losing a fan or something. Something about him eating like some broad out in Jersey, that dies her hair like Hardy, demands crack on a usual basis, and smokes to kill a little stress, but ehh. That was just a little specific. Joe's gift was obvious. It was like he never got laid, so they were just helping.

Oh, and they got Vivian a gerbil. If she doesn't claim it, they plan on naming it Swissy (Get it?) and keeping it between them. It would be the third member of their crew.

Anyway, they did good, damn it.

"You got me gigantic underwear."

John then placed it on Mac's head. Yes. Like a hat.

"I know these might fit Big Show, but ain't this a bit of an exaggeration?"

John shook his head and did have to laugh.

"You two, c'mon. Follow me. Show you what I bought for Christmas."

John had rush-ordered this after the almost drug bust. It had been, initially, a stopgap measure to make sure that the transient lifestyle of going from hotel to hotel could be lessened to a great degree. Now seeing that Mac and Aiden were friendlier than they'd been, and well, John thought Joey was a cool guy, and he's on the roster, so might as well extend a friendship and a more comfortable way of travel, this is what's parked outside.

Go check it out.

Figure with flat screen TVs in both the front and
rear lounge, in motion satellite with DirecTV, stereos front and rear, DVD players front and rear, flip down bunk TVs with DVD players, refrigerator, ice chests, microwave, and a restroom, as well as in motion wireless Internet systems, maybe the Econolodges and Marriotts will get a run for their money if the Quinns join the Cenas. Sure, Randy's got his own, but Randy's traveling with his own people, including his young child, and the people on his bus are on his own roster more often than not. Supershows be damned, John wanted reliability. This came just in time for Christmas and if the Quinns hooped on, it wouldn't be seen as luxurious isolation for Mac.

Gigantic underwear indeed.