A text to everybody in his Contacts list

Even if you're only acquaintances with Randy, you likely got this text. (Which means even if your character and me never interacted and you want to jump in, I'll play with you.)

Hey, listen. If you know anybody who knows a housekeeper, not a cleaning lady, but a housekeeper, who would live in, I am looking to hire one immediately. My son is living with me and she don't need to go on the road with us, so it would be 3-4 days a week of work, and the rest off, with a free room. I'll pay well as long as she works well. I don't care if she's ugly as fuck, I need a responsible person to do shit like clean up, cook for my kid and help me keep an eye on him when we're home. If you know anybody who could do this, please get back to me as soon as you can.

Thanks in advance

Randy

She wanted to help, but....she was confused.

Okay, so wait. I'm confused. You said son...but you said kid too. And isn't a kid like...a baby goat? Or do you have both? I mean I want to help, it sounds fun. Like playing house! I can cook and stuff too. It's no big deal. And I get lonely sometimes....Anyways, bye!

She'd do it for you. Yep.

Oh, Savannah was interested by the way. Just you know.

Okay, so maybe he was being a bit douche, but come on. That was great.

Someone had to tell her Orton was "hiring". That was a good reaction all in itself.

He blinked at Savannah's reply, then just facepalmed the fuck out of his forehead.

Then he got the douche text. And replied to Cody.

Asshole!

Resuming her full-time work schedule after taking care of an ailing family member had her back in the shop for more hours than anybody should have to work. While it's not optimal conditions for a kid to hang out at, Randy was a good enough customer that she'd make the offer. Maybe for him to think of as "In Case of Emergency." NOT for an everyday thing, because it's not that Augie isn't kid friendly - she can be - but, well, come on. If the kid was a girl, maybe. But what little boy wants to hang around in here, where tights and trunks are made?

While I don't know anybody like what you're looking for, what about this. If you're in a jam, you can drop him at my shop if you need to do things during the day and you have nobody to watch him. You also have your most recent order to pick up, so let me know.

Chalk Miranda up to helping out, even though Travis called her "Mickie" and made her, in general, feel badly about herself, lol.

He doesn't like me much, but the guestroom's always available between now and when you find somebody to hire.